Oh you just wanna be!!

I am very amused at this moment, yes Highly amused.
Let me tell you how it all happened.
I was checking my hotmail and I notice I had a mail on a certain website where you can meet very, scary, interesting, out there and normal people involved in the "lifestyle" in some way shape or form.
It is not new for me to get a mail just bluntly saying " I am naked on my knees, kneeling before you with my balls crushed between my legs" usual thought is " not crushing them hard enough as you seem to have the ability to type me a stupid mail.
Anyways back to why I am amused.
I like original people, I think I deserve to be special, treated with originality, I very much dislike spam mail, also in the regard to a submissive sending the same email out to 100 different dominants **looks at a certain redhead who may be reading this**
So I got a mail..

Dear Severity

Hello. I have just seen your profile and as I am a single submissive male looking for a woman like you naturally I should respond. You are very beautiful and I like your honest realistic profile. It makes a refreshing change from the usual nonsense spoken on here. .......

Blah blah blah, going on to say things about his age, his past, you know telling me everything but the fact he is married (he had a picture in the mail he tried to photo shop out the ring lol) and to read his intro and get back to him if I am interested **roll of eyes**

so my reply was along the lines of,

I will read your introduction when you do not send me the same email you send everyone !!!!
it is obvious you send this to everyone due to the following facts.
"You are very beautiful and I like your honest realistic profile" .. My looks you do not know as you have never seen my picture and my inner person you also do not know so how can I be beautiful.
Honest realistic profile ? it is a riddle you fool!!
As for the rest, that's for the next email to tell you how stupid and idiotic you have been

Severity
The very loving. sexy and REALISTIC person who sends original emails.

So there, I am amused, as he replied further with how much of a fake I was because I did not accept him, goodness me what are we to do with ones self ?

Just to bore you some more here is my profile on that certain website .

Severity

maybe there is nothing to say ?
maybe you can read between the lines ?
maybe my name says it all ?

I am not new to this I knew very early on who and what I was !
so stop with the foolish messages to me .