Unaware Torture

It has to be so natural for me I do not even know when I am torturing people!
I was online with my best friend talking and shooting the breeze and I needed some music so instead of getting dressed and walking outside to get a CD from the car I clicked onto youtube.
I am a huge Matchbox20 fan and their lead singer has gone solo and I have actually never heard any of his music, so I went surfing for some of his stuff.
This is leading to Unaware Torture I promise.
So I listened to some of Rob Thomas's songs and then went to matchbox20, I come across some people doing a "cover" of the song, Oh My Goodness!!!
My ears started to bleed, then it hit me like a sledge hammer, holy shit I always have the window down and singing to matchbox20 when in a traffic jam.
How many people have beem tortured in the daily traffic jams I am stuck in?
Maybe it is not my pretty face and tits popping out of my top they are looking at,
Maybe they are looking at me, picturing my face on a dartboard.

To All the people who have heard me sing in the traffic jams I am sorry, only sorry to the extent that I was singing and enjoying the traffic jams and if your sorry arse didnt like it take the fucking train!